okay if we’re mutuals u can ask for my
this has been a psa thank u
Dinner 😊 Romaine salad w/avocados, heirloom tomatoes, cilantro and basil, and oil-free/salt-free potatoes (recipe in a previous post). Throw a 1/2 cup water in the oven while baking for crispier taters!
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
idk about u but im feeling 22
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
just the girly things
- forcing an earing through a closed piercing
- taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin
- human sacrifice
- homemade face masks
Last night I tried cycling and although I hated it and it was boring and stupid, it didn’t hurt my knee. So I’m gonna try to make myself do 20 minutes of cycling (puke) and maybe just weight lift for 40 minutes. I still don’t feel like I’m losing the fat I was when I could run 2 miles and play tennis, but whatever. New experiences and shit.
Ok I’ve had this fucking knee injury for 2 weeks and gained all my progress back and I’m fucking over it
Look what happened to the chores board
Jesse vs. Alyssa
if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry