Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe not to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the hottest potato in town.
Fucking excuse you this is a science fact, not a true or false question on your 10th grade history midterm.
Can I be quietly jealous that someone who used to love me met his future wife just months after I turned him down?
And then lied about why he wasn’t coming to visit me after being deployed to Korea for a year.
Okay. I mean, I just supported you when you were grieving. I just ended a friendship because she was mistreating you. I just stayed friends with you after you foolishly declared your feelings for me weeks after being cheated on and dumped. I didn’t judge you when you begged me to move to Hawaii to be with you. Just to date you.
Didn’t I deserve the truth?
I suppose not.