Tofu sandwich with pesto, mushrooms, and substitute cheese :)

07-28 / 20:06 / 1 note

oh my gosh what is this

I’m having 2 birthday parties and they’re both Ryan Gosling themed

07-27 / 17:00 / 1 note

Can I wear a crop top & jeans or should I quit while I’m ahead?

07-27 / 16:14 / 9 notes

before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point


What if dicks were like gummy worms

But they are already texturally identical to authentic spring rolls


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u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

Tonight’s annoying and I need a manicure STAT

07-26 / 22:18 / 3 notes


this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue