Tofu sandwich with pesto, mushrooms, and substitute cheese :)

07-28 / 20:06 / 1 note

oh my gosh what is this

I’m having 2 birthday parties and they’re both Ryan Gosling themed

07-27 / 17:00 / 1 note

Can I wear a crop top & jeans or should I quit while I’m ahead?

07-27 / 16:14 / 9 notes

before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point

noodlelifts:

What if dicks were like gummy worms

But they are already texturally identical to authentic spring rolls

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officialbeyonceknowles:

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

Tonight’s annoying and I need a manicure STAT

07-26 / 22:18 / 3 notes

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

PA